-noun
- A deposit of patron feces consistently left behind in the toilet, discovered by a staff member each evening at closing time. Unlike those of previous fecalfeliacs, such as The Serial Shitter, these dollups of poo seem to be the result of the failure of our less than enthusiastic toilets to flush it down due to the criminally low water pressure they often exert. Still, it begs the question: if everything doesn't go down the first time you flush, are you really just gonna leave whatever remains on the theory that if it survived the flush "it be the will of God"?
3 comments:
LMAO >:)
Maybe it is time for another sign:
For the sake of all the rest of us
Please verify the result of your flush
I know fecophiliac is hilarious but you could also use coprophiliac. For extra fun go find out what the term "coprophage" means.
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