Learned some very encouraging news, yesterday.
Sometime
on Sunday afternoon, Mrs. C heard on the police band scanner that an officer was in pursuit
of a green Jeep with its top down. The officer had run the plates on
the Jeep and discovered that its owner had around 6 outstanding tickets
and a suspended drivers license. Before the officer even said the man's
name, Mrs. C knew who the owner of the vehicle was going to be... The Amazing Bladderboy!
That's
right, the Amazing Bladderboy, the cohort/lover/hater of Jimmy the
Anonymous Snitch and the prime suspect in the theft of our library's
laptop computer last January. He's also the only one of the two who
remains at large, being as how Jimmy got packed off to prison for
embezzling from a former employer. Also, Bladderboy's Jeep license plate
number was originally provided to the police by none other than the
staff of our "liberry" back when we were trying to play clubhouse
detectives in the latptop theft case.
As
Mrs. C described it to me, she listened intently to the play by play of
the chase over the scanner for several minutes until it petered out.
Bladders was able to lose his pursuers fairly quickly. For a while the
police coordinated efforts to find him again, but beyond one possible
sighting of the Jeep near police headquarters itself (where there were
no available officers to give chase) Bladderboy was not to be found.
Still,
we are overjoyed at this turn of events for Bladderboy will now have
warrants issued for his ass, possibly an APB, and will most likely see
the inside of a jail for his crimes. And, if he shows his face around
the library itself, we now have carte blanche to call the cops on him.
Ain't life grand?
D-MINUS: 8
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