ME: Tri-Metro County Public Library.
FEMALE CALLER: Yeah, um, what's the number of the fifth Harry Potter book?
ME: What's the number of the fifth Harry Potter book?
ME: That would be five.
ME: Five. The number of the fifth book in the Harry Potter series is five.
CALLER: Oh. I meant, `what's the title?'
ME: That would be Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
CALLER: No, the fifth book!
ME: That is the fifth book.
CALLER: Really? Well, what's the sixth one.
ME: There is no sixth one.
CALLER: Yeah there is.
ME: Nope. There will be seven but she's still got two books to go.
ME: Really. (SENSING DISBELIEF) There's Harry
Potter and the Sorceror's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of
Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the
Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. That's all five.
CALLER: Oh. Well.... Thanks.