SETTING: My "liberry" as a female patron approaches the desk.
FEMALE PATRON-- Hi, could you come help us at the computer?
ME-- Sure thing.
(I follow her over to the computer where she is helping her kid with some sort of research.)
FEMALE PATRON-- We only wanted to print that one paragraph, but not the whole page. How can we do that?
(Tears of disbelief and joy nearly springing to my eyes, I show them how to highlight that one paragraph and choose SELECTION ONLY from the print menu, rather than printing page after page after page of the entire website like most of our other patrons do.)
(No, this is not an April Fools Day fake entry. This shit actually occurred.)