(SETTING: My house. Dinner time.)
*RING*
ME— Hello?
(SILENCE)
ME— Hello?
(SILENCE)
*CLICK*
STAN— Hello?
(SILENCE)
ME— Helloooo?
STAN— Hello. Mr. AARON?
ME— Yes?
STAN— Hello, my name is Stan and I'm calling on behalf of (MARKET RESEARCH OPINION POLLING FIRM). We're conducting polling in your area and would like to ask your opinion on a few matters. First of all, do you own your own...
ME— Actually, we don't wish to participate at this time.
STAN— But sir, your opinion is very important.
ME— Oh, I agree. I just don't wish to give it at this time.
STAN— (Cracks up laughing.) Very well. You have a good evening sir.
ME— You too.
*RING*
ME— Hello?
(SILENCE)
ME— Hello?
(SILENCE)
*CLICK*
STAN— Hello?
(SILENCE)
ME— Helloooo?
STAN— Hello. Mr. AARON?
ME— Yes?
STAN— Hello, my name is Stan and I'm calling on behalf of (MARKET RESEARCH OPINION POLLING FIRM). We're conducting polling in your area and would like to ask your opinion on a few matters. First of all, do you own your own...
ME— Actually, we don't wish to participate at this time.
STAN— But sir, your opinion is very important.
ME— Oh, I agree. I just don't wish to give it at this time.
STAN— (Cracks up laughing.) Very well. You have a good evening sir.
ME— You too.
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