We were paid a visit by none other than Wal-Mart Jesus today. I almost didn't recognize him, though, because he wasn't wearing his usual white and blue striped table-cloth-esque robes. Instead, Wal-Mart Jesus was sporting the same basic flowing robe & turban but this time cut from a beautiful thick black cloth that looked nice and warm. It's a good look for him. In fact, I dare say he looked really cool.
It did, however, raise paranoid concerns within my
head. Such as, what if someone who knows Wal-Mart Jesus found this blog
and read my critique of his previous outfit and told him about it. They
might have said something like, "Dude says you look like a picnic table.
He spread the word to international winds. Maybe it's time for some new
If this was the case, Wal-Mart Jesus didn't let on, though.