ME: Tri-Metro County Library?
MALE CALLER: Hi, yes, I was calling to ask about your times?
ME: (Thinking the guy wanted to know something about our periodicals) Our `Times'?
MALE CALLER: Yes. Your times. (Pause) Like, what time do you close?
ME: Ohhhhhhh. You mean "our hours." Sure. We're open from 9-7.
MALE CALLER: Um, thanks.