ME— Tri-Metro County Library.
FEMALE CALLER— Yeah, are ya'll doin' taxes again this year?
ME— We've never done taxes.
CALLER— Do you know anywhere that is?
ME— I'm afraid we don't.
(At least, not for free. This is not the first such call we've received this year and it won't be our last, particularly since we have heard from our patrons that the folks at the local H&R Block office are yet again telling people that we're doing taxes for free. I'm afraid I'm going to have to go down there and straighten them out on this point in person rather than simply phoning them as we've had to do in years past.)