An employee of a small town "liberry" chronicles his quest to remain sane while dealing with patrons who could star in a short-lived David Lynch television series.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

ohhhhhhhhhhhh...

...too much... food... to... blog.

can... barely... breathe.

only... meant... to get... a little more... food... on second... helping.

Failed...

... ate entire... brimming... second... plate.

cannot... stuff down... even one... more piece of... pumpkin pie.

must... lie... on... floor... and... digest...

...for three hours...

... before going back...

...for more.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you had a perfect Thanksgiving, Juice! :)

Ordinary Janet said...

I thought you were supposed to wait 30 minutes before laying down on the floor after Thanksgiving dinner...or am I thinking of something else?