(Setting: My "liberry" as Mr. Little Stupid approaches the circ-desk with a question.)
MR. LITTLE STUPID— How do you spell steel?
ME— Steel? As in the metal, or as in, "to steal something"?
MR. LITTLE STUPID— No. As in, "I'm steel goin' someplace."
ME— Oh! "Still." Sure. S-T-I-L-L.
MR. LITTLE STUPID— (Writes it down) Thanks.