An employee of a small town "liberry" chronicles his quest to remain sane while dealing with patrons who could star in a short-lived David Lynch television series.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Actual Telephone Conversations Heard in Actual Libraries #72

*RING*

ME-- Tri Metro County Library.

CALLER-- *mumble*mumble*mumble* tax books.

ME-- I'm sorry, what?

CALLER-- Do you all have tax books?

ME-- Yes, we do.

CALLER-- You do? You do have tax books?

ME-- (Did I stutter?) Yes. We. Do.

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