Been a lot of news on the Rogue Rumor front this week.
According to Mr. Rob, the librarian over at the local community college, The Patron Who Must Not Be Named, a.k.a. Chester the (Potential) Molester/Community College Janitor,
has been ordered by his superiors that he is not to set foot on the
grounds of the community college unless he's actually scheduled to work that day and actually working. Another
way to put this is that all of Chester's off-hours are to be spent ogling women elsewhere rather than on community college grounds. I
suppose by inference this means that he's free to ogle-away provided
he's on the clock, but they don't want to see his face otherwise.
actually the rumor portion of the message, as Mr. Rob is uncertain as
to whether the janitor in question is one in the same as our Chester. We
know it has to be, as we have other sources who've confirmed that
Chester's employed there. If the janitor Mr. Rob has mentioned isn't
Chester, then they seem to have something of a pervert-hiring policy.
The other pervert
sighting came Monday, when Parka stopped by (clad, of course, in his
namesake big puffy white parka) to look at as much porn as our internet
filters will allow him to. It's apparently more than we'd usually care
for and has caused me to wonder whether the filters are working properly
on the new patron computers we recently purchased.
was in there for a couple of hours that afternoon. During this time, a
20-something woman who looked very familiar to me came in and used a
computer too. After about 15 minutes, she came up to the circ-desk,
smiled and in a low voice said, "The, uh, `gentleman' on the middle computer back there..."
"Uh huuuuh?" I said, adopting my best I know what's coming next tone.
um, well... I don't know what your policy is about this, or if you have
one, but he's back there looking at... well, pornography."
"I know he's doing that because he's been asked to leave the ORNATHOLOGICAL COFFEE SHOP (Not Its Real Name) for doing that on our computers. I know. I work there."
huhhhh," I said, both at the revelation of Parka getting kicked out of
one of our local coffee shops and from the revelation that that's where I
knew this girl from. I told her, "Well, we don't really have any policy
against it, but we are well aware of what he does back there."
She smiled knowingly, nodded and then departed.
It somehow warms my heart to know that we're not the only folks in town that are annoyed by Parka.
I think Parka's still out of work. Maybe I should tell him the community college is hiring.