An employee of a small town "liberry" chronicles his quest to remain sane while dealing with patrons who could star in a short-lived David Lynch television series.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Stork Alert!

No, not for me. Calm down, Dad.

Instead, this morning round 12a, my pals Joe and Lorna Abbigail were the ones to grump out a critter. Unfortunately, the two epidurals the stork administered didn't quite take, so the "arrival" was quite a bit more dramatic than originally hoped.

The new one's name is Jonah David.

2 comments:

almost-a-librarian said...

Congrats to your pals! Will we be getting the gruesome details?

Juice S. Aaron said...

I'll have to see if the new daddy is willing to provide them.

He's actually an authorized backup emergency backup member of this very blog.